Clean aging Jokes Archive

Browse or search our clean joke archive which includes jokes about aging and getting older. No one is safe as you read great jokes about retirement, being middle-aged, being over-the-hill and the sad, but funny things that begin to happen to us as we age, such as memory loss, loss of hearing, poor eyesight and more.

Grow old gracefully with a smile on your face as you read our clean aging jokes.

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An older woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $3.95 for fast delivery or $2.30 for slower service.

"There is no hurry," she told the clerk, "just so the package is delivered in my lifetime."

He glanced at her and said, "That will be $3.95, please."

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